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Page 1 of 3 You deserve an Oscar. Truly. You didn't crib, nag or criticise. You accepted what he bought for you, graciously. Even if it didn't tingle your nerves. Okay girl, time to get working on his choice of gifts for you. Meanwhile here are ways some innovative ways of getting rid of that unwanted romantic gifts caddy...
1. These aren't Porsche keys or an iPod. You're stuck with a set of not-so-lacy panties with burping teddies. Your 9th pair. Before your almirah starts resembling a Marks and Spencer reject store, gift them to your sister (who's unmarried) or to the pre-makeover-Jassi next door.
2. Another boobs-shaped ashtray? He expects to use it with you. Some sense of humour, that. Shed it for cash if the price tag of the store is still clinging on its underside. Chances are it will be, given that men are less meticulous than women. And don't even think about feeling guilty.
3. Somehow he thinks that the plastic apron with “Kiss the Cook” painted on it (with red hearts) is really romantic.What was he thinking, really? Considering that the kitchen is your least favourite place in the world. Unless of course, you both are making out there. Singe it conveniently. Or re-gift it to his Mom. Bullseye.
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