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4. Just got your 6th dust-licking soft toy? Well some consolation if it's a different kind of teddy. Pile up the furries on his side of the bed so that he has to shove them aside when he snuggles up to you. Or prop them up with his poached eggs and the newspaper at the breakfast table. Each wearing a collar note that says “I'd love to wear diamonds too!
5. A hideous mobile-phone case? Use it as a coin bag to stash all the loose change in. Or maybe it will make a pleasant addition to your niece's Barbie's accessories. So what are you waiting for?
6. You've just got your third Kamasutra coffee table book. Relax. Keep the latest one. Sell the others on ebay.com Or get innovative. Attach four pieces of wood to the book and make a coffee table. One that you can plant on your bed after making out, to share steaming mugs of Kahlua laced coffee at.
7. Rose shaped sweet smelling soaps...Water them down, pour solution in little decanters and position strategically in the guest bathroom. Or pour on the floor after mopping up your baby's pee or your dog's poo. You're using the gift, right? That's what matters.
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