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8. The box collection of Harry Potter books is yours yet again. (Your previous boyfriend gifted you one too. ) Okay, so there's one addition to the lot. Read it. Re-cover the others with best-seller covers you bought from the raddi walla. It'll make your tiny library look hip and 'with it'.
9. He's suffering from the Britney or Jlo hangover? And you ain't no raving fan of either. Autograph the CDs and pass on as gifts. Or better still, burgle yourself to rid your CD stock of unwanted additions
10. The zebra striped shirt does nothing for you. Ask him for the receipt to exchange it at the store. Pretend it is a tight fit. Run up a wall? Spill curry on it. Give it to the drycleaner and forget to collect it.
11. Got another perfume that just isn't you? Use as a room freshner. Spray on your potted plants to deter the cat from tearing 'em to shreds.
12. Pink writing paper sheets and silk scarves with pierced hearts on 'em?Shift from drawer to drawer or room to room. When he's not looking. Hold on for a few month. Then donate to charity, will make you feel good.
13. Hold a garage sale. At low profit margin. What you don't like, others may. Be grateful if they do. Think of it this way, it's still a gift at the end of the day. Just meant for someone else.
So what are you waiting for? Get moving, quick!
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